Two Dead Cockroaches

Woke up in my hotel and there were two giant dead cockroaches on their back in my room. Wasn't really sure what to do. Perhaps the appropriate thing would have been to pick them up with a tissue and throw them out, but let's be real, I wasn't going near them. The cleaning lady was in the hall and I called to her and showed her the cockroaches and she looked at me quizzically and said "so you're saying you're ready for me to make up your room today?" Yeah. And gross.

But on the upside, now I know the french word for cockroach which I will remember because it resembles a friends old AIM screenname.