I had a hot date with my Kindle the other night at the Hotel Restaurant and decided to up the romance by reading Khalil Gibran's The Prophet. So in the spirit of his poetic wisdom, I offer my contributions based on today:
On Playlists: she said "one shall never make a playlist for consumption in public spaces that is fewer than 4 songs long on repeat"
On Meeting Americans in Hotel Bars: she said "beware, sometimes said conversation partners are mildly racist and speak loudly"
On Turn Down Service: she said "let us not be fooled into thinking a person capable of renting a hotel room is incapable of turning the corner of her blanket down, but thanks for the chocolate"
On Tiny Short-Haul Flights: she said "let thou always be vegetarian"
On Exit Row Seating: she said "lucky are those who obtain these prized spots, let one not be an asshole by getting offended when the flight attendant confirms that you speak English, it's her job and is a totally reasonable question"
On Kenyatta Intl Airport: she said "architect be doomed"
Not quite as profound as Khalil...
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