Flight attendants

I am just fascinated by flight attendants.  I would love to get my hands on their guidebooks.  I'm sure there are crazy variations by airline and so many protocols for weird situations.  Is it written somewhere how many times they need to change their outfit during a flight?  How much of their tolerance for absurdities is related to the class of the seat the passenger bought and is that codified somewhere?  And while I'm sure this part isn't written in the book, I'd like to know who are the worst passengers and what are all the tiny mechanisms for taking revenge on them.